A Sonnet to Le Grand Bloggerter of Vancouver -DRACUL VAN HELSING

Dedicated to my pal Chis Milner of Vancouver AKA DRACUL VAN HELSING

A Sonnet for a most remarkable man and friend to you we our humble tribute send.

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Behold with expectation the appearing on the horizon of your dashboard the sails of of Le Grand Bloggerter of Vancouver.

With communications clear he walks upon the quarter deck and commands his crew attend 

Away, away Cry’s he we must a away to the south China sea,

Asian Maidens heart beat faster at the sight of Le Grand Bloggerter’s approach, Samurai  & ninja run and hide far and wide.

Bringing forth from his grand imagination creatures mythical old and many new.  A pantheon of humans lowborn and high nobles for our entertainment brings.

Pompous people he in strange situations puts and rightly so. He has killed of a few vamparic presidents anon.

Institutions of the US STATE his communications monitor to find the trend to catch the wind, to agents send.

Like Holmes & Watson we have these many years been friends.

In good company these many miles we have our sails bent, storms of time, fears and events we have shared.

Now Le Grand Bloggerter should a master politician be, but I fear never will be. (For this is not his chosen path)

Muse, mentor, entertainer, educator, faithful friend is he.

Loyal Jacobite be he.
Battles royal he has fought ugly  Hanoverian hags and tarts he will not suffer it makes him more tougher.

Shakespeare is more qeiverspeare with fear, for Le  Grand Bloggerter his title of bard of English, will take. 600 hundred years the title stood now the crown to another head must go & Shakespeare to his dusty bed go.

For centuries long Avon’s bard his title fairly lost to Le Grand Bloggerter of Vancouver.

Now the tale is told and I am all sold.

Spar a copper coin for me and a silver pound for Le Grand Bloggerter of Vancouver for crews we must support and on lobster & wine we must dine this night and our many many friends delight with our tales tell and wordsmith’s be.

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Author: The sarejessian

52 YEAR OLD ARTIST WRITER, COMPOSER AND HISTORIAN FROM SOUTH AFRICA. STUDENT OF HISTORY, TIME WALKER, AUTHOR, WALKER AFTER JESUS, CHRISTIAN, DYSLEXIC WONDER, PROUD OF MY SCOTTISH HERITAGE FAMILY Genealogist, Member of the totally normal maladjusted family of man. Anti Evolutionist, Inventor, Thinker, Musical instrument maker AS BILLY SHAKESPEARE WOULD HAVE SAID STICK WITH ME BABY AND ILL MAKE YOU USE YOUR MIND TO THINK.

18 thoughts on “A Sonnet to Le Grand Bloggerter of Vancouver -DRACUL VAN HELSING”

      1. In the beginning God created heaven and earth and man, and it was good.
        Then God watched as man destroyed his beutful creation over thousands of years.
        Then in 1963 he made me which was strange.

        Then God did something really scary, HE began to laugh and laugh.
        The angels scattered abroad.

        If you listening very carefully you can still hear God laughing.

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