A POEM ABOUT AN EMAIL FROM GMAIL

got an email from gmail.
It said you got mail.
I opened it up it was junk mail from a junk mail email marketer.
I got an email from gmail
It said you got mail.
I opened it up it was scam mail from a Nigerian who sent mail and wanted to give me his grand dads email empire and a billions.
I got an email from gmail.
I opened it up it said your account has been hacked by a chick with a limp and a Jamacan pimp..
I sent an email to gmail and said
Wtf man you send me the email, but where’s the cheque so I can by me a bat to come smash you flat.

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Author: The sarejessian

52 YEAR OLD ARTIST WRITER, COMPOSER AND HISTORIAN FROM SOUTH AFRICA. STUDENT OF HISTORY, TIME WALKER, AUTHOR, WALKER AFTER JESUS, CHRISTIAN, DYSLEXIC WONDER, PROUD OF MY SCOTTISH HERITAGE FAMILY Genealogist, Member of the totally normal maladjusted family of man. Anti Evolutionist, Inventor, Thinker, Musical instrument maker AS BILLY SHAKESPEARE WOULD HAVE SAID STICK WITH ME BABY AND ILL MAKE YOU USE YOUR MIND TO THINK.

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